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99% of USC Students Crashing on 1% of Local Couches for the Next Week

August 2, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat NUPAC APARTMENTS — Rossie Jones stands on the sidewalk, staring up at a second floor window. Beside

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USC Students Reconnect With Hometown Drinking Companions

July 19, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Dan Giles “It’s just surreal that my home continued onward without me for a year. I feel like a

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Freshman Orientation Distributes Nametags with Financial Aid, SAT Scores Listed

July 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash More than ever, orientation is such an impactful moment in the beginnings of students’ university experience. Freshmen

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DPS Fines Firefighters for Failing to Scan Fingerprints while Fighting Fire in Freshman Dorm

May 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff NEW NORTH–Last night at 11:30 PM, a fire broke out on the third story of New North. A

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Paranoia Sets In As USC PhD Students Required to Physically Defend Their Thesis

May 10, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Alex Tranquada USC–There is perhaps no moment more important in the life of a PhD student than their thesis

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Wolves Overrun USC Law School, No One Cares

May 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–For the past few years, the USC Gould School of Law has had an ongoing wolf problem. Wolves

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Topping Off $6 Billion Campaign, USC Sells Trousdale Parking Permits

April 30, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Mark Lee Photo Credit: Eric Li USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C.

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Booty Bandit Apprehended, Lululemon Yoga Pants Sales Resume

April 29, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff USC–The infamous serial sexual-battery suspect that spent two months prowling near the Row, also known as the Booty

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Seniors Swarm for Swipes for Hunger

April 29, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee USC–The Spring Swipe Out Hunger Donation Week began Saturday, April 25 and runs until Friday, May 1. USC Swipe

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A Tour of the Fountains at USC

April 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall attention vortex

by Thomas Marshall 1. The Finger Fountain The finger fountain is one of USC’s most iconic water features. It gets its

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