USC Buys Club Penguin for New “Virtual Quad”
By Rachel Michelman With a surge of COVID-19 cases in California and a majority of classes taking place remotely, the
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USC Unveils Plan to Create More Diverse Emails
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Amidst ongoing Black Lives Matter protests across the world and at USC, President
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New Financial Aid Package Just Bag of Magic Beans
By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA — As her student body buckled under the weight of layoffs, tuition increases, and
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USC Tears Down Low-Income Housing to Build Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Center
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — Following weeks of letters, petitions, and protests to dismantle racial inequality at the
Read moreMarshall Student Uses Stimulus Check to Buy Three More Stimulus Checks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — In a stroke of financial genius, Marshall School of Business senior Barnett Rogers
Read moreCarol Folt Praised for Covering Up All the Scandals So Far
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — Speaking behind closed doors in a shadowy lair, chairman of the University of
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Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year
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Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was
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School of Dramatic Arts and Kaufman School of Dance Team Up to Create New Unemployment Minor
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – In an effort to expand their scope of academic offerings, the School
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USC Village’s Newest Establishment Just Empty Room Where You Can Spit On Poor People
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA – Students and patrons at USC Village will soon have a new spot to
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