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Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Instagram Post Asks For Forgiveness, But Doesn’t Say What They Need It For

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 Cooper Roth

By Cooper Roth LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, USC Sorority and Fortune 500 corporation, Kappa Kappa Gamma, issued an unspecific

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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Callahan Teceno

By Callahan Teceno  LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe

October 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Maggie Bowen

By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same

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USC Student Stuck at Home Jumps in Front of Passing Bike Out of Nostalgia

September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – The COVID-19 pandemic has shifted classes at the University of Southern California to

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Ass-Slapping Cyclist Reveals How the Pandemic Has Destroyed His Small Business

September 23, 2020September 18, 2020 Angie Stroud

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA —   Online school has caused many college town businesses to suffer, including the

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Blackboard Crash Kills 2, Injures 7

September 21, 2020September 21, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — The Trojan Family is reeling after today’s Blackboard crash left two students dead

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Trojan Check Screening Tool Just A Rectal Thermometer Synced To MyUSC

September 3, 2020January 23, 2021 Bryn Doyle

By Bryn Doyle LOS ANGELES, CA – It was a day like any other for University of Southern California student

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USC Board Authorizes Spending of Entire Endowment on “Miscellaneous Brick Stuff”

August 21, 2020January 23, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move many are calling “extremely fishy,” the Board of Trustees of

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Short Man Has Tall Parents

August 14, 2020January 23, 2021 Christine Politte

by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition

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USC’s Fall Plans Force Empty Nesters to Abandon Dreams of Moving to Fiji and Starting a Throuple

August 13, 2020January 21, 2021 Bryn Doyle

By Bryn Doyle  REDDING, CA – The Twin XL sheets and Facetime schedule were all prepared for August in the

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