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USC Student Stuck at Home Jumps in Front of Passing Bike Out of Nostalgia

September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – The COVID-19 pandemic has shifted classes at the University of Southern California to

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Ass-Slapping Cyclist Reveals How the Pandemic Has Destroyed His Small Business

September 23, 2020September 18, 2020 Angie Stroud

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA —   Online school has caused many college town businesses to suffer, including the

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Blackboard Crash Kills 2, Injures 7

September 21, 2020September 21, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — The Trojan Family is reeling after today’s Blackboard crash left two students dead

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Trojan Check Screening Tool Just A Rectal Thermometer Synced To MyUSC

September 3, 2020January 23, 2021 Bryn Doyle

By Bryn Doyle LOS ANGELES, CA – It was a day like any other for University of Southern California student

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USC Board Authorizes Spending of Entire Endowment on “Miscellaneous Brick Stuff”

August 21, 2020January 23, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move many are calling “extremely fishy,” the Board of Trustees of

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Short Man Has Tall Parents

August 14, 2020January 23, 2021 Christine Politte

by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition

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USC’s Fall Plans Force Empty Nesters to Abandon Dreams of Moving to Fiji and Starting a Throuple

August 13, 2020January 21, 2021 Bryn Doyle

By Bryn Doyle  REDDING, CA – The Twin XL sheets and Facetime schedule were all prepared for August in the

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USC Buys Club Penguin for New “Virtual Quad”

August 3, 2020August 3, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman With a surge of COVID-19 cases in California and a majority of classes taking place remotely, the

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USC Unveils Plan to Create More Diverse Emails

July 22, 2020July 22, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Amidst ongoing Black Lives Matter protests across the world and at USC, President

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New Financial Aid Package Just Bag of Magic Beans

July 14, 2020January 23, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long  LOS ANGELES, CA — As her student body buckled under the weight of layoffs, tuition increases, and

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