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USC Closely Monitoring the Situation of Whether You’ve Paid Tuition Yet

December 27, 2021December 27, 2021 Veronica Marks

By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the increased spread of the Omicron variant, many in the

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SDA Cuts “I Hope I Get It” From Chorus Line Production

December 15, 2021December 23, 2021 Staff

LOS ANGELES, CA – Addressing concerns for the upcoming production of A Chorus Line, School of Dramatic Arts Dean Emily

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Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus

November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Staff

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USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs

November 18, 2021November 18, 2021 Joshua Wolk

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Sustainability at USC: Spit Tests to Power Water Fountains, New Indoor Pool

November 15, 2021August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA – USC administration revealed Monday that the university has been dumping used COVID-19 spit tests

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USC Gains Ivy Status After Receiving Bomb Threat

November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk “USC Campus Shot” by redskins5926 is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0

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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

November 10, 2021November 10, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina and Alexandra Ornes The “weekender” has become the “10 days, given symptoms do not change or new

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USC Housing Gives the Green Light for Threesomes Effective October 18th

October 18, 2021October 18, 2021 Kathy Thach

By Kathy Thach Photo by amyeetx on flickr

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New SDA Building Set to Occupy Unity University Church, Donors Hoping to “Pray the Gay Away”

September 24, 2021October 12, 2021 Lola Gilmore

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Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery

September 13, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk Photo by Elisabetta Lombardo on Unsplash

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