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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

November 10, 2021November 10, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina and Alexandra Ornes The “weekender” has become the “10 days, given symptoms do not change or new

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USC Housing Gives the Green Light for Threesomes Effective October 18th

October 18, 2021October 18, 2021 Kathy Thach

By Kathy Thach Photo by amyeetx on flickr

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New SDA Building Set to Occupy Unity University Church, Donors Hoping to “Pray the Gay Away”

September 24, 2021October 12, 2021 Lola Gilmore

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Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery

September 13, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk Photo by Elisabetta Lombardo on Unsplash

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USC to Have Students Fight for Financial Aid in Willy Wonka Style Competition

September 1, 2021August 30, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – USC’s students will enter a world of imagination this upcoming school year after

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USC Welcomes Back Covid

August 23, 2021August 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter

August 5, 2021August 5, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Graphics and data belong to The Daily Trojan

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USC Housing Announces Priority Will Be Given to Students Who Can Solve These Three Riddles

June 8, 2021June 8, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – After a long wait, USC Housing finally announced priority will be given to

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Finals Week Coincidentally Also My Final Week

May 7, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels

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Trojans Can Now Register for Post-Sex Cuddle After WebReg Fucks Them

April 13, 2021April 11, 2021 Alexandra Miller

By Alexandra Miller LOS ANGELES, CA — The popular class registration site launched a new feature on Monday allowing students

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