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Top Ten Places to Get Fucked Up During Syllabus Week

January 10, 2022January 10, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina We here at Sack care about the student[‘s] bod[ies]y, and are here to help our fellow Trojans

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Breaking: Bruh

January 8, 2022January 8, 2022 Darrien Snyder

“Dude. This completely blindsided me. Who the hell saw this coming? Who could have guessed? I am shocked. I am

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Cloth Masks Banned, Quirky Girls Distraught

January 5, 2022January 5, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

“It’s like they’re trying to take away my identity,” said Francesca Ward, Frannie with an ‘ie’ for short. “When the

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Opinion: Fine! I Will Have Sex in the Doheny Book Stacks Instead!

December 29, 2021October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff “Ever since the no guest thing happened it’s been really hard to find places where you can, you

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USC Closely Monitoring the Situation of Whether You’ve Paid Tuition Yet

December 27, 2021December 27, 2021 Veronica Marks

By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the increased spread of the Omicron variant, many in the

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SDA Cuts “I Hope I Get It” From Chorus Line Production

December 15, 2021December 23, 2021 Staff

LOS ANGELES, CA – Addressing concerns for the upcoming production of A Chorus Line, School of Dramatic Arts Dean Emily

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Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus

November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Staff

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USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs

November 18, 2021November 18, 2021 Joshua Wolk

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Sustainability at USC: Spit Tests to Power Water Fountains, New Indoor Pool

November 15, 2021August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA – USC administration revealed Monday that the university has been dumping used COVID-19 spit tests

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USC Gains Ivy Status After Receiving Bomb Threat

November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk “USC Campus Shot” by redskins5926 is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0

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