Only Student to Show Up to Thursday Night Class on Game Day
by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall A LONELY CLASSROOM–Colton Stock, a sophomore, made the unfortunate decision to schedule a thursday
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USC to Sponsor 500 Syrian Refugees, Only Charging $30,000 Per Student
by Staff USC’s Associate Vice Provost of International Ventures announced last Tuesday the university’s commitment to helping 500 refugees of
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12 Free and For Sale Posts by Students who Probably Don’t Get Financial Aid
by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way
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12 Free & For Sale Posts that Prove the Rich Kids Must be Stopped
by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way
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Sports Car to Replace Traveler as USC Mascot
by Staff TROUSDALE PKWY – With a stunning display at the base of Tommy Trojan, USC announced yesterday the retirement
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Lyon Center Expansion Completed
by Axel Hellman Responding to student concerns about overcrowding at the Lyon Center, the University Office of Student Affairs has
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Rini Insulter to Deliver Bouquet, Hand-written Apology Note
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] by Staff “Time to bring out the ol’ oops-I-was-racist-sorry-about-that stationery,” said Ross Bragett, external relations chair of the insult
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USC Launches SCampaign to Add ‘On!’ After More Verbs Around Campus
by Thomas Marshall In an effort to raise campus awareness of the ubiquitousness of the ‘Trojan family,’ this past Wednesday,
Read moreBanned From Drinking in the Locker Room, Sarkisian Plans on Drinking on the Sidelines
by Benji Stoll LOS ANGELES, CA — Following Head Coach Steve Sarkisian’s embarrassing drunken episode at the Salute to Troy
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Visions And Voices In Last Ditch Effort Book Off-Broadway Star’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Friend
by Amanda Suarez Get excited! The Visions and Voices events coordinator is anticipating record ticket sales anywhere from 90-105 for their
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