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Traveler Gets Drunk, Takes Picture on Top of Student

November 7, 2015February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff USC has grown all too accustomed to the bacchanals that inevitably occur on late weekend nights, which often

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USC Already Decorating for Christmas, Puts Up 100ft Tall Christmas Tree

November 6, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett USC–It’s the week after Halloween, and USC is taking no time off to prepare for the very

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USG Delays Vote, Claims only $92 Million needed to end Racism

November 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff photo by Beverly B. Pham from Daily Trojan USG SENATE — The big news on YikYak this week

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Bleary-Eyed Weekenders “Totally Stoked” to Learn of USC Victory

November 2, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa Arriving home in droves last night and this morning, USC students returning from “The Weekender” in Berkeley were

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USC Administration Having Really Tough Week, Asks for Five-Day Extension for New Web Registration

October 29, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Earlier yesterday morning, USC administration sent an email letting students know it really enjoys this semester and everything,

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University Executes “Great California MakeOut” Disaster Drill

October 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Following the success of the “Great ShakeOut” earthquake drill, USC’s Disaster Preparedness SCenter will begin to institute more

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DPS Replaces Segways with Hoverboards

October 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee University of Southern California–To meet USC’s budget cut demands, DPS is replacing their current fleet of segways

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Where Your Tuition Money Goes pt III

October 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Staff USC–For the past two years the USC Financial Office has released breakdowns of how students’ tuition gets put

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Netflix and Chill Added to University Guidelines for Consent

October 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC–As the definition of “Netflix and Chill” has taken on a different meaning, teens have begun using video

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Sarkisian, “You’re Terminated”

October 13, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles, featured, sports

by Staff SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–After two full days of suspension, Steve Sarkisian failed to gain another win for USC football, and

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