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Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake

February 16, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to

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Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again

January 26, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However,

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Freshmen Move Empty Smirnoff to Trash Like They’re Hiding a Body

January 16, 2018June 19, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan BIRNKRANT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — A group of freshmen spent the last several days getting an empty bottle

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Washing Roommates’ Dishes Prepares Woman for Future as Unappreciated Housewife

January 11, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte TROY HALL — When sophomore Jackie Wallace gets home each evening, a stack of her roommates’ dirty

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Suspicious Nikias Smells Rat In Board of Trustees

December 13, 2017January 23, 2021 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — C.L. Max Nikias burst into the wood-paneled room where USC’s governing body, the Board of

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College Freshman Still in Summer Lifeguard Mode

December 12, 2017June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra PARDEE TOWER – Freshman Jeremy Gladen wakes up every morning with a purpose- to ensure the safety

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Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father

November 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — Whether it be Mozart attempted by an aspiring Thornton student, Chopsticks banged

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Students Hold Séance to Contact Café 84 and Ground Zero

November 21, 2017June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC Campus – On Thursday night, a group of students gathered to use other-worldly means to contact

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Nikias Emerges From Cocoon of Duct Tape Following Conclusion of UCLA Rivalry Week

November 20, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff news in photos

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The Sack Totally Roasts UCLA!

November 17, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

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