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Dad Manages to Mispronounce Entire Menu at Mexican Restaurant

March 30, 2017 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CULVER CITY — On Friday, Greg Filman, a 45-year-old father of three, treated his family to an

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Male Student Distracted by Female Classmate’s Bare Shoulders

March 8, 2017June 17, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen TAPER HALL, USC —  One fateful Tuesday morning, Logan Altman was taking notes in his law class

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January 11, 2017June 19, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen USC — After numerous student protests against tuition hikes, President C. L. Max Nikias graciously agreed to

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Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Instagram Post Asks For Forgiveness, But Doesn’t Say What They Need It For

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