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Naive Freshman Overhears Roommate Having Sex, Asks If Girl is Okay

January 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of docoverachiever. Last night at 11:37 pm PST, junior David O’Connor’s roommate Jonathan Tenner, a

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College Videos 

EVK Advertisement

January 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff videos

by Matthew Wunderlich This is a slightly dated but still highly appealing commercial for EVK, known as “the best dining

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Erogenous Zones You Didn’t Know Existed

January 22, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff clickbait

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of imagerymajestic/FreeDigitalPhotos.net Struggling with the average erogenous zones on your lady? Here are a few

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College Politics 

In Gallant Social Statement, Naïve Freshman Signs Petition for Both Planned Parenthood and Pro-life Campus Activists

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Every day, students are surrounded and hounded by activists in neon yellow vests, pink t-shirts, clipboards, and

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USC Students Inconvenienced, Thrilled by SAG Awards

January 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Madeline Karabian Many USC students have eagerly anticipated the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, held at the Shrine Auditorium

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Matthew McConaughey: Thanks for Nothing, USC

January 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matthew McConaughey Photo by Gabbot First off, I’d like to thank the Academy. Though the Oscars have not happened

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College 

Freshmen Host Dorm Room Party to Cover Up Loud Music

January 16, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff Photo by D Robert Wolcheck On Saturday night, a small group of Marks Tower freshmen turned their speakers

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Drug Dealers and Moms Unite Against Legalization of Pot

January 14, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Benji Smith Photo by Norman Lear Center Strong Mothers Against Kush and Ecstacy (SMoKE), and the National Association of

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College 

RA Seen on Date with Resident

January 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Jules Zucker Above:  Photo by rockygirl05 USC students of all ages were taken aback this Thursday evening at the

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Stevie Wonder to Perform at Visions and Voices, Except for the Vision Part

December 17, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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