USC to Begin Using Tinder for Admissions
by Noah Suárez-Sikes LOS ANGELES– Following a press release promising “exciting new developments” in regards to the admissions process, the
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Lorenzo Shuts Off Fountains, Drought Ends
by Grace Carballo LOS ANGELES, CALIF. – After 2 years or something, California’s “megadrought” is finally over. Until recently, microbioclimatologists
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USC Libraries Announces Slightly Upgraded Leavey 6.0
by Susan Lin After years of speculation, midnight meetings, and conspiracy theories, USC Libraries finally unveiled the fruit of its
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Opinion: Coming out of the Closet
by Dick Johnson As a society, we are uncomfortably accustomed to being slotted within ranking system, whether it be socioeconomically,
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Girl Wants Boyfriend To Commit To More Serious Shows On Netflix
by Zoe Haddad STARBUCKS COFFEE—Dana Jones and her boyfriend Garrett Impton have been dating for four months. Jones initially bonded
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New DPS Uniforms Unveiled
by Staff USC’s Department of Public Safety, often known as DPS, revealed today the first new uniforms that will be
Read moreUSC Announces Major “Gigacampus” Deal
by Matt Prusak Nevada and the University of Southern California made it official Friday morning: the school’s campus and its
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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine
by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the
Read moreUSC Alumni Admit the Trojan Family Doesn’t Exist
by Jack Koppa Shocking USC Administration and students alike, USC alumni today collectively admitted the Trojan Family is a complete
Read moreUSC Trustees Compete in SChampagne Bucket Challenge
by Staff In USC’s latest fundraising effort is an adaptation of the viral ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, which, as of
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