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Apple Updates Logo

October 31, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Apple CEO Tim Cook announced today that he is gay, prompting the company to revert back to

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DPS Fails to Apprehend Serial Candy Burglars

October 31, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier University Park is a scene of utter chaos- martial law has been declared, bandits roam the streets,

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College USC 

EVK Receives Gleaming Review- Described as “Technically Edible”

October 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier For years, USC’s EVK dining hall has been looked down upon by USC students, who have used

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Sack of Troy’s Best 25 Things about Greek Life

October 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff List

by Staff The Sack of Troy has released its annual compilation of the 25 things that make it awesome to

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College Local 

Freshmen Anxiously Await Their First Local Shooting

October 23, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff

by Elias Nash USC–Halfway through the semester, USC’s new freshman class has had plenty of time to assimilate into their

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College 

Student Helps Visiting UCLA Friend Understand Concept of ‘African American Student’

October 22, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Andy Gause USC–Johnny Kipling, a so-sociology Junior, showed his UCLA friend, Freddy Lee, around campus.  However, things took a

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College 

Freshman Girls’ Dorms Collect Shower Drain Hair for Charity

October 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Grace Carballo A philanthropic movement that began in Birnkrant Hall is quickly spreading across campus residences, with successful branches

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Building Preview: Verna and Peter Dauterive Hall

October 20, 2014December 13, 2015 Staff

Editor’s Note:  This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from 1997-1998, under the title

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USC Introduces New Half-Price Half-Time Football Tickets

October 18, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Grace Carballo USC–In an effort to increase student-section sales, the USC ticket office has introduced an enticing new deal:

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New Bike Parking System Deployed in Front of Leavey Library

October 16, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Staff LEAVEY LIBRARY–Administrators have long sought a solution for USC’s chaotic bicycle parking. On average, 3.4 bikes fill every

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