Staff

Student Hopes TA Gives as Little Shit About Grading Essay as He Gave to Writing It

April 11, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – Last night, Junior Darren Tuppence cobbled together the most ungodly piece of trash essay, the

Local

Man Uses Pins on Denim Jacket as Replacement for Personality

April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nimisha Narayanan LOS ANGELES, CA — After a month of hesitation and loitering outside of thrift shops, local man

Politics

“I’m Doing Absolutely Fantastic” Shouts Donald Trump Swarmed By Bees

March 29, 2017January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley WASHINGTON DC — A recent public event in the Rose Garden was cut short when a swarm

College Local

Hunk of Raw Masculine Sex Appeal Blasts Mumble Rap on Portable Speaker as He Longboards Through Campus

March 21, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones USC — Those walking down Trousdale Parkway on Wednesday were treated to a powerfully erotic sight: a

College Videos

Spring Break 2017 In Review

March 20, 2017June 17, 2020 Staff

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College USC

C.L. Max Nikias Spends Weekend Snorting Coke Off Toilet Seat In Gender Neutral Bathroom of Culver City Target

March 6, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones CULVER CITY, CA — Liberated from his responsibilities running a world-class research university, USC President C.L. Max

Columns Strong Feelings

I Have a Rolling Backpack and I Still Pull More Bitches Than You

March 3, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Charney-Harrington I know you’ve seen me around. The swagger in my walk, the tucked-in polo, the cuffed jeans.

Local

Student Asserts Her Sassy Individualism With “Can You Not” T-Shirt

February 23, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — Student Karen Miller discovered an inspiring way to combat her complete lack of personality by

Local

Feminist Man Refuses to Lend Jacket to Shivering Woman on Principle

February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – Avowed feminist Duncan Gershwin made waves when he refused to lend his date,

Local

Everybody Keeping Tabs on Guy in Trench Coat

February 15, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – Today looked like it was going to be a breeze, up until the point when