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Month: January 2014

College Local 

NSA helps student find lost phone

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Stephen Barowitz, a sophomore majoring in information systems consolidation and integration management was robbed of his phone

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World 

Kim Regime to Central African Republic Rebels: “We’re Scarier than you.”

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Above: Kim (center) and his uncle Jang (right).  Photo by zennie62 In an exclusive Skype interview with The Sack

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Graphic: State of the Union

January 29, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff graphic

Various newspapers react to President Obama’s 2014 congressional address.

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College Entertainment USC 

Disney Buys George Lucas Building in SCA

January 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Following its purchase of LucasFilm back in October of 2012, the Walt Disney Company has recently purchased

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College 

Naive Freshman Overhears Roommate Having Sex, Asks If Girl is Okay

January 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of docoverachiever. Last night at 11:37 pm PST, junior David O’Connor’s roommate Jonathan Tenner, a

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World 

Iran Catches Bieber Fever

January 27, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat TEHRAN, IRAN — “Well how freakin’ awesome is this guy!” reported Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif.

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College Videos 

EVK Advertisement

January 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff videos

by Matthew Wunderlich This is a slightly dated but still highly appealing commercial for EVK, known as “the best dining

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College USC 

USC Graduate Starts Charity to Give IPads to Homeless

January 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash  photo by deadly sirius edited by jori barash Homelessnessless LA is a new nonprofit

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World 

Bieber Looks Up “Retirement” in Dictionary

January 23, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat Photo by misscasanova MIAMI, FL — Following his widely publicized arrest this morning on accounts of drag

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Attention Vortex Columns 

Erogenous Zones You Didn’t Know Existed

January 22, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff clickbait

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of imagerymajestic/FreeDigitalPhotos.net Struggling with the average erogenous zones on your lady? Here are a few

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