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Porn Star Hits Rock Bottom by Agreeing to Be in Ted Cruz’s Ad

February 24, 2016January 21, 2021 Aaliyah Qureishi articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Aaliyah Qureishi WASHINGTON, DC — Presidential candidate Ted Cruz recently pulled his advertisement entitled “Conservatives Anonymous.” It seemed to

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Depressed Girl Undergoes Miraculous Personality Change After Being Told to Smile

February 19, 2016February 19, 2016 Mimi Evans articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA­ — Riya Patel was riding the Metro Expo line alone on Saturday night when

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USC to Expand Ties In Middle East With ISIS Study Abroad Program

February 18, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC Office of Study Abroad Programs announced new plans last week to expand ties

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College 

Student Stumps GreenPeace Representative by Asking a Follow-Up Question About Child Trafficking

February 17, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez TROUSDALE PARKWAY — On a seemingly normal day, GreenPeace volunteer Scott Hunter had his entire world turned

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QUIZ: Which BuzzFeed Quiz Are You?

February 16, 2016 Jack Hackett articles

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Local 

Lonely Man Excited for Chocolate to Go On Sale February 15

February 15, 2016 Thomas Marshall articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – Local sad man Jack Stanfield spent this past Valentine’s Day eagerly awaiting for unsold

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Jet Engine Inexplicably Hoisted Over Jefferson/McClintock Intersection

February 12, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Giles USC — The perpetual construction work in and around the intersection of Jefferson Boulevard and McClintock Avenue

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World 

Mattel Unveils New Dad-Bod Ken Dolls After Overwhelming Response to New Realistic Barbies

February 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Chris Dennis articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis MATTEL INC. — After so much positive support for their recent line of more realistic Barbies, Mattel

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Rides Jet Ski Off Edge of Earth

February 10, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kirby N. Jorgensen LEFT EDGE OF EARTH — Last month Dr. B.O.B. published his findings proving the planet is

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College Sports USC 

Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics

February 9, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS — It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific

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