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State of the Union Update: Designated Survivor Still Missing

February 7, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Above: A solemn Biden expressed his concerns for Moniz to the press corp Indiana Public Media WASHINGTON, DC

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Lorenzo Buys Hollywood Sign, Replaces it with Advertisement for Affordable Student Housing

February 6, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause photo by Zoe Haddad through Hollywood Sign Generator On Friday, G. H. Palmer Associates, owner of the Lorenzo

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$39 Million Donation from Amazon Inc. to Fund Cutting-Edge “Hall of Lecture Halls”

February 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa In another stunning victory for President C.L. Max Nikias and his scrappy underdog university, Amazon Inc. has

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Graphic Design Ability Key Issue in USG Race, New Poll Finds

February 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu As the Undergraduate Student Government presidential race heats up, candidates of the major tickets are campaigning furiously,

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NSA helps student find lost phone

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Stephen Barowitz, a sophomore majoring in information systems consolidation and integration management was robbed of his phone

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Kim Regime to Central African Republic Rebels: “We’re Scarier than you.”

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Above: Kim (center) and his uncle Jang (right).  Photo by zennie62 In an exclusive Skype interview with The Sack

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Disney Buys George Lucas Building in SCA

January 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Following its purchase of LucasFilm back in October of 2012, the Walt Disney Company has recently purchased

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Naive Freshman Overhears Roommate Having Sex, Asks If Girl is Okay

January 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of docoverachiever. Last night at 11:37 pm PST, junior David O’Connor’s roommate Jonathan Tenner, a

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World 

Iran Catches Bieber Fever

January 27, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Robert Smat TEHRAN, IRAN — “Well how freakin’ awesome is this guy!” reported Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif.

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USC Graduate Starts Charity to Give IPads to Homeless

January 24, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash  photo by deadly sirius edited by jori barash Homelessnessless LA is a new nonprofit

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