Topping Off $6 Billion Campaign, USC Sells Trousdale Parking Permits
by Mark Lee Photo Credit: Eric Li USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C.
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Booty Bandit Apprehended, Lululemon Yoga Pants Sales Resume
by Staff USC–The infamous serial sexual-battery suspect that spent two months prowling near the Row, also known as the Booty
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Seniors Swarm for Swipes for Hunger
by Mark Lee USC–The Spring Swipe Out Hunger Donation Week began Saturday, April 25 and runs until Friday, May 1. USC Swipe
Read moreSenior Sorority Sister Discovers Ralph’s after Almost 4 Years of Living at USC
by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman Photoshop by Jack Hackett Senior Kenzie Bovard was walking north along Vermont Ave on
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USC Cancels Fountain Run; Drains Fountains, LA River, Lakes, All Other Natural Sources of Water
by Mark Lee USC–Citing Governor Jerry Brown’s new water usage restrictions, President Max C. L. Nikias cancelled the time-old tradition
Read moreMovies On the Slate for 2017
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Quinton Buxton HOLLYWOOD–In recent news, Sony Pictures has acquired the rights to the Robotech, an animated series
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Alternate Fountain Run to be Held at Lorenzo
by Staff Seniors reacted with a mixture of anger and dismay when USC administrators announced their decision to cancel the
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DPS to Stop Serial Booty-Bandit by Any Means Necessary
by Staff Photoshop by Jack Hackett Nothing has been able to stop the North University Park serial buttock-slapper. In the
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USG Denies Yik Yak Allegations
by Staff USC–This week, users of the popular social media app Yik Yak were incensed by anonymous posts accusing the
Read moreIndicted U.S. Senator Assumed Everything in House of Cards was Legal
by Rob Smat USA–Robert Menendez (D-NJ, NASA, ASPCA, ABCDEFG), was indicted today on multiple accounts of fraud, bribery, and efforts
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