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Talk About a Real Family Man! This Emmy Nominated TV Writer Just Moved Back in With His Parents

July 13, 2023August 10, 2023 Levi Elias

LOS ANGELES, CA — Shortly after being nominated for an Emmy in Outstanding Writing For a Comedy Series, this family

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Historians Reveal Oppenheimer’s “No Regrets” Tattoo

July 10, 2023August 10, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas PRINCETON, NJ – After a decades-long debate, historians have finally revealed the longstanding secret that J. Robert

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“See, New York Is Just Fucking Better than LA,” Coughs USC New Yorker Through Cloud of Smoke

June 7, 2023June 7, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina  NEW YORK, NY — The long standing bicoastal argument over which city reigns supreme falls to the

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Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half

May 7, 2023May 2, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – Following his insurmountable journey for 18 months, 13 days, and 45 seconds, local

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Chili’s “Cinco De Mayo” Special Just 5 Bowls of Mayonnaise

May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine YOUR LOCAL CHILI’S, USA — This year, Chili’s announced it was going to celebrate Cinco De Mayo

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Construction for USC Infinite Youth Fountain to be Finished Whatever Year You Graduate

May 5, 2023May 2, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – After complaints about delayed construction of the new School of Dramatic Arts building,

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SCA Senior Secures Unpaid Internship Networking at WGA Picket Line

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 Chelsea Levy

by Chelsea Levy Soon-to-be SCA graduate Claire Elecky finally secured a post-grad, unpaid internship by networking with WGA writers at

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“Heh. Still got it,” Mutters Cinephile After Successfully Calling 12 Year Old Marvel Fan a Slur on Reddit

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA —Self-described cinephile Paul Blowfish, recently chuckled quietly and muttered to himself that he’s “Still

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Local Man in Open Relationship Surprisingly Gets Laid More than Wife

May 1, 2023May 1, 2023 Scott Altsuler

By Scott Altsuler ST. LOUIS, MO – After eight years of marriage, high school sweethearts Nick and Lena Freeman have

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We found 95 instances of plagiarism in a USC scientist’s new book. Sales have been suspended

March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Staff

By Staff The publication of a new book by Dr. David Agus, the media-friendly USC oncologist who leads the Lawrence

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