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Breaking! Paddington Bear Has Murdered Orson Welles

May 5, 2021June 12, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp Paddington “Paddington” at Opening Ceremony of the 28th Tokyo International Film Festival

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New Head of CDC Says Batman Doesn’t Have to Wear a Mask Anymore

May 4, 2021June 9, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

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Astrology Alert! My Son Has Cancer

April 28, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young

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Youth Soccer Star Who Missed Easy Shot Probably Taking a Dive For the Mob

April 27, 2021June 12, 2021 Preston Long

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Study Finds 900% Increase In WebReg Related Homicides

March 31, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young

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Astrology Alert! Freddie Mercury Is Drinking Gatorade!

March 11, 2021June 12, 2021 Mia Young

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February 17, 2021June 12, 2021 Mia Young

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February 8, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long Photo by Marcel Straub on Unsplash

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November 25, 2020June 12, 2021 Prerika Chawla

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Donald Trump Was Ejected

November 7, 2020June 12, 2021 Mia Young

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