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President Bush Asked To Tackle Campus Alcohol Abuse Today, “Mission Accomplished”

November 19, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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ROTC Students Respond Nervously to George Bush’s “Fight On”

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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President Bush Visits USC Tomorrow, Declares Major In Nucular Engineering

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Trojan Grounds Introduces New Menu Items With “Street” Theme: “Yo, Tro Gro Got Fro Yo, Fo Sho”

November 18, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Band Performs Sober For ESPN Game Day Rally, “Worst Playing Yet”

November 16, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Kristin Chenoweth Visits Large Tent For High-Profile Fundraiser, Sings “Popular” Duet With Lane Kiffin

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November 13, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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November 11, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff
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