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Nikias Hosts Thanksgiving Dinner, Males Charged $5 for Entry

November 28, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC Bookstores Justify Sweatshop Products, “To Maintain Our Famously Low Prices”

November 26, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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Jason Derulo Replaces Dean of Thornton School of Music

November 26, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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“Asian Beta” Obeys Court Order To Diversify, Becomes Jewish Fraternity

November 25, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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‘Conquest’ Setlist Includes Only Two Songs, “Jason Derulo” And “Derulo Uncut”

November 25, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Observing “British Culture Day”, Hundreds of Cyclists Ride On Left Side Of Trousdale

November 24, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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USC Alumnus Publishes Bestseller, Admits “I Couldn’t Have Done It Without Writing 140”

November 23, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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RSG Holds Intervention For Over-Muscular Mascot’s Steroid Habit, “Save Tommy Trojan Night”

November 22, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Fire Department Commences Unplanned Drill In Birnkrant To Clear TroGro Line

November 21, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Freshman Asserts Peer Pressure Doesn’t Exist, “Now Stop Being Such A Little Bitch, Shut The Door, And Take The Damn Shot”

November 20, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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