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Where Your Tuition Goes: A Breakdown

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff

By Staff Forced to comply with new Department of Education transparency standards, the University of Southern California recently released a

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Student from Los Angeles Takes Metro for First Time

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Jocelyn Chang, a freshman majoring in puppetry performance at the USC School of Dramatic Arts,  announced that

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Homeless Refuse Dining Hall Swipes

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Last December, USC Swipes for the Homeless asked students to donate their excess Dining Dollars to benefit needy

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USC Ranked Most Secure Prison in Southern California

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina USC’s “enhanced” security measures have drawn the attention of more than just its students. Prison Security Ranker,

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EVKitty to be Put Down

November 5, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Maxie McKittens, known affectionately by EVK-goers as EVKitty, is scheduled to be put down next Thursday, February

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Six Injured In SoCal Spellout Gone Terribly Wrong

November 4, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Sombrero-Wearing Partygoer Marks End of Racism

October 3, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash

by Jori Barash and Tyler Pullen FRAT ROW–After thousands of years plaguing humanity, racism finally died Saturday night. Conservative pundits

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USC Purchases Land South of Campus, Probably Sketchy, Don’t Go There. Do You Want to Get Shot???

December 16, 2011February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman In a recently approved deal, USC purchased several pieces or real estate south of campus, which, according

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LA Live Declared Dead

December 16, 2011June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman After six long years of life, LA Live was recently declared dead by the Los Angeles County

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