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Song Fast But Sad

September 17, 2018January 21, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard

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Tom Cruise Set to Just Fall to His Death in Next Mission Impossible

September 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse Mission Impossible: Fallout became a critical and commercial success due to all of the extreme physical stunts that

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SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t

April 26, 2018January 21, 2021 Rachel Zubli

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli Publicizing on Snapchat that this will be his “big break,” a small-time SoundCloud rapper from your area

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Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality

April 19, 2018January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of

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Middle School Choir Crushes “Livin’ On a Prayer” Cover

April 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Susi Basse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse EUREKA SPRINGS, AL – Hancock Middle School’s Spring Choir Concert was the hottest show in town last

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Daniel Day Lewis Cast in Movie About Curing Cancer in Hopes He Will Actually Cure Cancer

March 29, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse HOLLYWOOD, CA — Three time Academy-award winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is known for diving deeply in

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Girl From High School Still Doing Theatre

March 20, 2018January 21, 2021 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks BOSTON, MA – Despite graduating high school and reaching adulthood, reports have confirmed that Jamie Harrington is

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Following Success of “Black Panther,” Industry Greenlights More Movies About Panthers

March 1, 2018January 21, 2021 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks HOLLYWOOD, CA – After Black Panther made $520 million in its first weekend, the film industry took

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Band Leaves Stage, Comes Back, Plays Another Song

February 9, 2018January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt LOS ANGELES — After a 90-minute set, local rock band The Good Boys decided to take things

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Billy Joel’s Bar Mitzvah Solidifies His Transition from Piano Boy to Piano Man

December 8, 2017January 21, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK — He might not have started the fire, but Billy Joel is finally

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