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OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?

November 8, 2019July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann Cursive. Civil War generals. Sexual intercourse. What do these things have in common? The government made sure

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OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter

October 9, 2019January 21, 2021 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a  “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label

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Opinion: Fun Fact Could Have Been Funner

October 1, 2019 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann BIRNKRANT SECOND FLOOR — The beginning-of-the-year floor meeting was thrown into an unbearable awkward silence when resident

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Guess What? Dad’s Gonna Live, So Quit Calling Dibs on the Antiques!

April 10, 2019 Leila Hoffpauir

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Leila Hoffpauir Well, Dad got the call. His liver is officially cancer-free, so put down the vase, Karen. You’re

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Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

March 1, 2019June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling

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Well, Mom’s Drunk Again, Which Means We Can Wear Her Scarves

January 15, 2019 Leila Hoffpauir

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Leila Hoffpauir So right in the middle of a thrilling “Dexter’s Laboratory” marathon, my brother Justin and I have

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Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months

November 19, 2018November 19, 2018 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt We saw this with Spider Man in 2011, we saw it with Karen Page in 1999, and

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Cool! This Bathroom Has a Fold Down Table so I Can Eat My Lunch Without Being Bullied!

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018 Elise Vondra

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ANNENBERG BATHROOM STALL — Man, today is the best day ever. While I was trying to dissociate

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Op-Ed: I Bet I Could Kick Neil Armstrong’s Ass Now That He’s Dead

October 18, 2018 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan HOUSTON, TX — Lately, the news has not been kind for male icons of yesteryear. While the

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Opinion: I Don’t Like it When You Call Me ‘Big Poppa’

April 10, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, please allow me to make one

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