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Ask the Sack: How Did Those Celebrity Nude Photos Leak?

September 13, 2014December 13, 2015 Staff

by Staff   Q: How was a group of unaffiliated, vulgar nerds able to collectively steal hundreds of compromising photos

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Opinion: Coming out of the Closet

September 13, 2014December 28, 2015 Staff

by Dick Johnson As a society, we are uncomfortably accustomed to being slotted within ranking system, whether it be socioeconomically,

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Sack Reviews: Guardians of the Galaxy

September 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat reviews

by Rob Smat  Just when we didn’t think Marvel could do any better, they shock us yet again. Besides the

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Letter: Why Are People Still Coughing? By C. L. Max Nikias

May 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Fellow Trojans! Now that April is over, we are only a few days into May, which is the fifth month

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Ask the Sack #2: What is Heartbleed?

April 14, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff ask the sack

by Jack Koppa Q: I’ve heard about something called “Heartbleed”, but I have no idea what it is. Help? A:

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“Comedy@SCA Live!” Parodies ‘Sketch Show’

April 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash reviews

by Jori Barash On Friday night, the second episode of this daring series was taped at the George Spielberg Center

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Rules To Being a Better Person on April Fools Day

April 3, 2014December 28, 2015 Staff attention vortex

by Andy Gause •Alert authorities to all signs of childish pranks. •No bad language. •Only eat healthy foods like fruits

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I Definitely Saw Philomena

March 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff reviews

by Alex Bartholomew  I saw Philomena.  Definitely.  Yup.  Saw it.  Judi Dench? She was in it. And I’m pretty sure her

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Ask the Sack: “What is This Sky-Water?”

February 28, 2014December 19, 2015 Rob Smat Ask sack

by Jack Koppa and Rob Smat Above:  USC sprinklers contributing to the Sky-Water Q: Can you explain what, exactly, are

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Latest Spike Jonze Film “Her” Sparks Interest

February 26, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff reviews

by Madeline Karabian The latest qualification to be properly defined as a hipster (and if you abide by those rules,

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