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President Nikias Gets Lost, Discovers Davis School of Gerontology

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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New Library to Be Built Next To Leavey: Comeiny

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Optimists in Birnkrant Change Name to “Birnkran”

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Undergraduate Squirrel Government Begins Sex Education Program

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Undergraduate Squirrel Government Moves To Replace All Dining Halls With Giant Sacks Of Peanuts

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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80% of Freshman in New/North Actually 21-Year-Olds From Pennsylvania

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Where Your Tuition Goes: A Breakdown

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff

By Staff Forced to comply with new Department of Education transparency standards, the University of Southern California recently released a

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Graduating Senior Honored for Record Fundraging Totals

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Morgan Greenwald In a ceremony last Thursday held by the Michael and Kijafa Vick Children’s Foundation,

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Community Celebrates DPS Practices

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Last Saturday, the community surrounded the University of Southern California celebrated the Department of Public Safety’s initiatives

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Golf Cart Pileup on Trousdale Parkway Maims 7

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman A peaceful morning on Trousdale Parkway at the heart of USC quickly turned into a horrific scene

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