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DPS Alert Text Saves the Day During SAG Awards

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Brad Tradonsky Students’ viewing of the Screen Actors Guild Awards was rudely interrupted by an extremely important text from

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Fun Event Occurs at Parkside- Onlookers in Disbelief

November 7, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman On Thursday evening, news broke of an apparent “event” at Parkside.  University officials were at first doubtful that

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USC Film School Pirated

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman USC has spent decades building its School of Cinematic Arts (SCA) into what is arguably the best

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U.S. News College Rankings: USC Finally Better than Dartmouth. Administrators Rejoice

November 7, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Early on Thursday evening, USC administrators received confirmation that the U.S. News College Rankings had upped USC’s

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Stocks to Watch at USC

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Indescript graph with upward trend and gold coins makes sense because this article

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Right-Wing Activists Protest Shrine Auditorium’s Islamic Influence

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman In 2010, conservative pundits and activists protested the construction of a so-called “Ground Zero Mosque” in New

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901 and 2-9 Merge to Form 9-3-0 with Consultation from Dornsife Math Department

November 5, 2013January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Two of the most popular bars in the USC, the 2-9 Bar and Grill, at the corner

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Adminstration Begins Inquiry Into Contents of Ground Zero Milkshakes

November 5, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Avery Regen USC administration launched an investigation yesterday into the contents of Ground Zero Performance Cafe’s famous milkshakes. “We

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USC Becomes First School to Schedule “Rain Days”

November 4, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald After seemingly endless torrential downpours, with students trekking though our muddied Southern California campus, USC has begun

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Webb Tower Resident Meets Floormate

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