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Undergraduate Squirrel Government Moves To Replace All Dining Halls With Giant Sacks Of Peanuts

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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80% of Freshman in New/North Actually 21-Year-Olds From Pennsylvania

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Where Your Tuition Goes: A Breakdown

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff

By Staff Forced to comply with new Department of Education transparency standards, the University of Southern California recently released a

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Graduating Senior Honored for Record Fundraging Totals

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Morgan Greenwald In a ceremony last Thursday held by the Michael and Kijafa Vick Children’s Foundation,

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Community Celebrates DPS Practices

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Last Saturday, the community surrounded the University of Southern California celebrated the Department of Public Safety’s initiatives

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Golf Cart Pileup on Trousdale Parkway Maims 7

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman A peaceful morning on Trousdale Parkway at the heart of USC quickly turned into a horrific scene

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Kaufman School to Offer Pole Dancing Class

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff In addition to ballroom, hip-hop and jazz dance, students will soon be able to take pole dancing as

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Student from Los Angeles Takes Metro for First Time

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Jocelyn Chang, a freshman majoring in puppetry performance at the USC School of Dramatic Arts,  announced that

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Homeless Refuse Dining Hall Swipes

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Last December, USC Swipes for the Homeless asked students to donate their excess Dining Dollars to benefit needy

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USC Ranked Most Secure Prison in Southern California

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina USC’s “enhanced” security measures have drawn the attention of more than just its students. Prison Security Ranker,

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