Saturday, July 21, 2018

Breaking News:

SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t
Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name
Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

Local
World
Politics
Sports
News in Brief
Videos
Columns
About
- History
- Members
- Join Us!

Dornsife Professor Discovers Explanation To Bicycles’ Rapid Rate of Reproduction

November 11, 2013December 20, 2015 Staff 536 Views headline

← Sophomore Reminisces to Freshman About Pre-Halloween Security Measures
Hipster Club Accepts New 2014 Members Before They Are Cool →

Share This Post:

You May Also Like

USCDecoratesEarly

USC Already Decorating for Christmas, Puts Up 100ft Tall Christmas Tree

November 6, 2015 Jack Hackett 0

Freshman Stays Up Until 1:30am, Complains About “All-Nighter”

December 12, 2013 Staff 0

Lane Kiffin Found Plotting Revenge In Goodyear Blimp

November 11, 2013 Staff 0

Tweets for Twerps

Categories

Attention Vortex
Columns
Comics
Dear Mom
Editorial
Local
News in Brief
Politics
Reviews
Sports
Strong Feelings
TWRN
Uncategorized
Videos
World

Recent Posts

SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t
Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name
Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”

Archives

Archives

Staff Stuff

Log in
Entries RSS
Comments RSS
WordPress.org

Newsletter

First Name

Last Name

Email address:

Popular Posts

Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First
Self-Professed "Chill Roommate" Reorganizing Cabinets Again
Grandma of Grandson Who Needs a Haircut Takes Matters Into Own Hands
LGBT Activists Mistakenly Protest in Favor of Trans-America Pipeline

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!

Copyright © 2018 The Sack of Troy. All rights reserved.