University Executes “Great California MakeOut” Disaster Drill
by Staff USC–Following the success of the “Great ShakeOut” earthquake drill, USC’s Disaster Preparedness SCenter will begin to institute more
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DPS Replaces Segways with Hoverboards
by Mark Lee University of Southern California–To meet USC’s budget cut demands, DPS is replacing their current fleet of segways
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Where Your Tuition Money Goes pt III
by Staff USC–For the past two years the USC Financial Office has released breakdowns of how students’ tuition gets put
Read moreSarkisian, “You’re Terminated”
by Staff SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–After two full days of suspension, Steve Sarkisian failed to gain another win for USC football, and
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USC to Sponsor 500 Syrian Refugees, Only Charging $30,000 Per Student
by Staff USC’s Associate Vice Provost of International Ventures announced last Tuesday the university’s commitment to helping 500 refugees of
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Sports Car to Replace Traveler as USC Mascot
by Staff TROUSDALE PKWY – With a stunning display at the base of Tommy Trojan, USC announced yesterday the retirement
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Rini Insulter to Deliver Bouquet, Hand-written Apology Note
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] by Staff “Time to bring out the ol’ oops-I-was-racist-sorry-about-that stationery,” said Ross Bragett, external relations chair of the insult
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USC Launches SCampaign to Add ‘On!’ After More Verbs Around Campus
by Thomas Marshall In an effort to raise campus awareness of the ubiquitousness of the ‘Trojan family,’ this past Wednesday,
Read moreBanned From Drinking in the Locker Room, Sarkisian Plans on Drinking on the Sidelines
by Benji Stoll LOS ANGELES, CA — Following Head Coach Steve Sarkisian’s embarrassing drunken episode at the Salute to Troy
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Visions And Voices In Last Ditch Effort Book Off-Broadway Star’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Friend
by Amanda Suarez Get excited! The Visions and Voices events coordinator is anticipating record ticket sales anywhere from 90-105 for their
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