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Stocks to Watch at USC

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Indescript graph with upward trend and gold coins makes sense because this article

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Right-Wing Activists Protest Shrine Auditorium’s Islamic Influence

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman In 2010, conservative pundits and activists protested the construction of a so-called “Ground Zero Mosque” in New

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EVKitty to be Put Down

November 5, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Maxie McKittens, known affectionately by EVK-goers as EVKitty, is scheduled to be put down next Thursday, February

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901 and 2-9 Merge to Form 9-3-0 with Consultation from Dornsife Math Department

November 5, 2013January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Two of the most popular bars in the USC, the 2-9 Bar and Grill, at the corner

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Adminstration Begins Inquiry Into Contents of Ground Zero Milkshakes

November 5, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Avery Regen USC administration launched an investigation yesterday into the contents of Ground Zero Performance Cafe’s famous milkshakes. “We

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USC Becomes First School to Schedule “Rain Days”

November 4, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald After seemingly endless torrential downpours, with students trekking though our muddied Southern California campus, USC has begun

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Faculty Master Written up for Drinking in Dorm

November 4, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Webb Tower Resident Meets Floormate

November 4, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Six Injured In SoCal Spellout Gone Terribly Wrong

November 4, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Sombrero-Wearing Partygoer Marks End of Racism

October 3, 2013January 21, 2021 Jori Barash

by Jori Barash and Tyler Pullen FRAT ROW–After thousands of years plaguing humanity, racism finally died Saturday night. Conservative pundits

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