USC Auctions Naming Rights for Toilets
by Noah Suarez-Sikes LOS ANGELES, CALIF.– Following a brief but mysterious press release from the university, President Nikias has announced
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Student Scores Whopping 3% Discount at USC Ticket Office
by Rob Smat Breaking: JACKPOT AT THE USC STUDENT UNION After a disappointing day of carefully avoiding road construction, campus
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USC to Install Fountain to Commemorate Great Drought of 2014
by Tyler Pullen The most recent fixture in USC’s inspiring and entirely necessary construction plans is an elegant fountain surrounding
Read moreFertilizer Truck Crashes into TKE
by Sabrina Yam and Sondhayni Murmu GREEK ROW–Wednesday evening, a truck full of organic fertilizer crashed into TKE West. It
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Feline Celebrity EVKitty Pledges TKE
by Staff THE ROW – Looking for a unique Greek-life experience, USC icon EVKitty rushed TKE this fall, after being
Read moreFilm Students Run Out of Film Production Company Names
by Rob Smat USC School of Cinema– This week, tragedy struck the USC School of Cinema, and film schools nationwide:
Read moreDPS Implements “Walk Your Wheelchair” Policy on Trousdale
by Morgan Greenwald In an effort to alleviate congestion during the busier hours on campus, the Department of Public Safety
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USC Football Unveils $1.1 Billion Outdoor Heating System
by Tyler Pullen After the football team’s disappointing performance in Boston’s cold weather last Saturday, USC’s athletic department finally decided
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USC to Begin Using Tinder for Admissions
by Noah Suárez-Sikes LOS ANGELES– Following a press release promising “exciting new developments” in regards to the admissions process, the
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Lorenzo Shuts Off Fountains, Drought Ends
by Grace Carballo LOS ANGELES, CALIF. – After 2 years or something, California’s “megadrought” is finally over. Until recently, microbioclimatologists
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