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Student Scores Whopping 3% Discount at USC Ticket Office

September 29, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat Breaking: JACKPOT AT THE USC STUDENT UNION After a disappointing day of carefully avoiding road construction, campus

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USC to Install Fountain to Commemorate Great Drought of 2014

September 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Tyler Pullen The most recent fixture in USC’s inspiring and entirely necessary construction plans is an elegant fountain surrounding

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Fertilizer Truck Crashes into TKE

September 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Sabrina Yam and Sondhayni Murmu GREEK ROW–Wednesday evening, a truck full of organic fertilizer crashed into TKE West. It

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Feline Celebrity EVKitty Pledges TKE

September 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff THE ROW – Looking for a unique Greek-life experience, USC icon EVKitty rushed TKE this fall, after being

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Film Students Run Out of Film Production Company Names

September 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat USC School of Cinema– This week, tragedy struck the USC School of Cinema, and film schools nationwide:

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DPS Implements “Walk Your Wheelchair” Policy on Trousdale

September 19, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Morgan Greenwald In an effort to alleviate congestion during the busier hours on campus, the Department of Public Safety

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USC Football Unveils $1.1 Billion Outdoor Heating System

September 17, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Tyler Pullen After the football team’s disappointing performance in Boston’s cold weather last Saturday, USC’s athletic department finally decided

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USC to Begin Using Tinder for Admissions

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Noah Suárez-Sikes LOS ANGELES– Following a press release promising “exciting new developments” in regards to the admissions process, the

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Lorenzo Shuts Off Fountains, Drought Ends

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Grace Carballo LOS ANGELES, CALIF. – After 2 years or something, California’s “megadrought” is finally over. Until recently, microbioclimatologists

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USC Libraries Announces Slightly Upgraded Leavey 6.0

September 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Susan Lin After years of speculation, midnight meetings, and conspiracy theories, USC Libraries finally unveiled the fruit of its

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