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Terrible Student Conveniently Makes Google Doc to Share Notes Before Final

May 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat TAPER HALL — At approximately 4:05pm today, the greater majority of PSYC 201’s lecture attendees received a

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DPS Fines Firefighters for Failing to Scan Fingerprints while Fighting Fire in Freshman Dorm

May 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff NEW NORTH–Last night at 11:30 PM, a fire broke out on the third story of New North. A

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Paranoia Sets In As USC PhD Students Required to Physically Defend Their Thesis

May 10, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Alex Tranquada USC–There is perhaps no moment more important in the life of a PhD student than their thesis

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Neanderthals File Lawsuit for Offensive ‘Primal SCream’ Events

May 8, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall USC — The University of Southern California is currently in the middle of heated litigation with representatives

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Wolves Overrun USC Law School, No One Cares

May 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–For the past few years, the USC Gould School of Law has had an ongoing wolf problem. Wolves

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Topping Off $6 Billion Campaign, USC Sells Trousdale Parking Permits

April 30, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Mark Lee Photo Credit: Eric Li USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C.

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Booty Bandit Apprehended, Lululemon Yoga Pants Sales Resume

April 29, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff USC–The infamous serial sexual-battery suspect that spent two months prowling near the Row, also known as the Booty

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Seniors Swarm for Swipes for Hunger

April 29, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee USC–The Spring Swipe Out Hunger Donation Week began Saturday, April 25 and runs until Friday, May 1. USC Swipe

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A Tour of the Fountains at USC

April 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall attention vortex

by Thomas Marshall 1. The Finger Fountain The finger fountain is one of USC’s most iconic water features. It gets its

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Senior Sorority Sister Discovers Ralph’s after Almost 4 Years of Living at USC

April 27, 2015January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman Photoshop by Jack Hackett Senior Kenzie Bovard was walking north along Vermont Ave on

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