Student Hesitant to Draw Conclusions About Thumping Noises Coming From Wall
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen USC – A variety of sights, scents, and sounds can be found at any given time in
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New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the
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Student’s Shitty Fake ID More Believable Than Résumé
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Kim Rogers USC — In order to prepare for career fair, junior Matt Stevenson hastily typed
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Frat Wonders If Enough Time Has Passed To Throw 9/11 Themed Party
According to ΣΩT president Robert Meyer, the party could easily be “lit” and the Sunday evening event would “blow up” the row, puns intended, unless it’s still too soon.
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Roommate More Than Happy to Screw Up Sound for Your Movie
“I’ve never done sound before, but I’ll take a crack at recording unsalvageable audio,” responded Samson.
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Rejected Rushee Celebrates Blackout Monday Alone in Room with Lights Off
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers PARDEE— After a competitive rush process and a stinging rejection, Toby Webb came out on top and
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Student Excited to Relearn All the Spanish Forgotten Over Summer
“I purposefully didn’t speak a lick of Spanish over summer ‘cuz the best thing about Spanish 3 is relearning all of Spanish 2!”
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Student Haunted by Memory of Sarcastic Personal Introduction Taken Literally
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — At exactly 11:43 AM on Monday, August 22nd, freshman Heather Lian made the most embarrassing
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Student Opts for Cost-Effective Book-Buying Alternative: Burning Money
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC BOOKSTORE — With the cost of textbooks on the rise, Hannah Jackson found a fiscally responsible
Read moreParents Keep Making Up Excuses to Elongate Move-In Process
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEW NORTH — Unable to say goodbye to their child, Tim, and finally become empty-nesters, local parents
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