Marshall Students Required to Take Empathy Class
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s esteemed Marshall School of Business has decided to add an empathy class.
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Breakups Increase After Parents Weekend as Students Discover How Significant Other Will Look in 25 Years
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — As Parents Weekend comes to a close, breakups have increased by 50% after students came
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“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda
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Sororities Employ Barcode Tattoos to Tell Attractive, Blonde Sisters Apart
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao LOS ANGELES, CA—For decades, the sorority has been a haven for attractive blonde females, but distinguishing each
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Last Non-Mac Computer on Campus to Be Put Down This Week
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of being surrounded by generations of sleeker, thinner Macs with better
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Student Brushes Teeth as Long as Person at Neighboring Sink to Not Seem Gross
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery | photo by Liam Maddox BIRNKRANT — Friday morning, freshman Marcus Reynolds entered the bathroom and began
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Guy In Feminism GE “Gets It”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve | photo by Tarek Roshdy USC — Sophomore Jimmy Metza begrudingly enrolled in a feminism class this fall
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Student Hesitant to Draw Conclusions About Thumping Noises Coming From Wall
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen USC – A variety of sights, scents, and sounds can be found at any given time in
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New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the
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Student’s Shitty Fake ID More Believable Than Résumé
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Kim Rogers USC — In order to prepare for career fair, junior Matt Stevenson hastily typed
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