Business Student Angry He’s Not Drowning in Money Yet
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Upon starting his third year at the Marshall School of Business, Dale Winchester
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Student Has Life Threatening Allergic Reaction, Engemann: “Sorry It’s After 5, Tomorrow?”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Gabriella Tranchina ENGEMANN HEALTH CENTER — At 5:15PM on Monday, Sophomore Clara Rivers was munching on some Lucky Charms
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Fraternity Member Crashes Car, Blames Traffic Lights For Sending “Confusing, Mixed Signals”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — Phi Kappa Kappa member Matthew Robertson ran over a crowd of pedestrians on Tuesday, killing
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Marshall Students Required to Take Empathy Class
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s esteemed Marshall School of Business has decided to add an empathy class.
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Breakups Increase After Parents Weekend as Students Discover How Significant Other Will Look in 25 Years
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — As Parents Weekend comes to a close, breakups have increased by 50% after students came
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“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda
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Sororities Employ Barcode Tattoos to Tell Attractive, Blonde Sisters Apart
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao LOS ANGELES, CA—For decades, the sorority has been a haven for attractive blonde females, but distinguishing each
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Last Non-Mac Computer on Campus to Be Put Down This Week
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of being surrounded by generations of sleeker, thinner Macs with better
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Student Brushes Teeth as Long as Person at Neighboring Sink to Not Seem Gross
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery | photo by Liam Maddox BIRNKRANT — Friday morning, freshman Marcus Reynolds entered the bathroom and began
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Guy In Feminism GE “Gets It”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve | photo by Tarek Roshdy USC — Sophomore Jimmy Metza begrudingly enrolled in a feminism class this fall
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