Weird Horse Girl a Little Too Into Traveler
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ROUND LAKE, IL. — Incoming USC freshman Sarah Nando walked through her stable one last time and
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Recent Grad Visits IKEA to Live Out Fantasies of Home Ownership
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BURBANK, CA — On Saturday, recent graduate Taryn Rodriguez spent the day at IKEA, living out the
Read moreNikias Beats Out Another 20 Million Dollar Donation From Billionaire Alum
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SAN MARINO, CA – After being shortchanged one too many times, USC president C.L. Max Nikias took
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Nikias on Tuition Hike: “It’s Nothing Personal, It’s Just Business”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — University President C.L. Max Nikias shrugged his shoulders in defense and put down his thick
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Heartwarming! This Theater Student is Only In It For The Money
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — It’s upsetting to think that collegiate arts programs are filled with students unafraid
Read moreProfessor in Midst of Mid-Life Crisis Offers Extra Credit to Anyone Willing to Go to Burning Man With Him
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones LOS ANGELES — After realizing that he was probably past the halfway point of his insignificant life,
Read moreUSC Med Students Dissect Massive Elephant in the Room
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson LOS ANGELES – USC’s Keck School of Medicine is off to an exciting start as students returned
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Girl on Apartment Meal Plan Finds Trojan Plan Sugar Daddy
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra TROJAN GROUNDS, USC – As she went to pay for her grande soy latte, sophomore Lucy White
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Selfish RA Keeps All the Good Condoms For Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on
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Aroused Senior Scours Internet for Hot Sexy Job Opportunities
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve ELLENDALE STREET – After a long day of lollygagging with his friends, senior Dustin Mazen went home
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