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Nikias on Tuition Hike: “It’s Nothing Personal, It’s Just Business”

September 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — University President C.L. Max Nikias shrugged his shoulders in defense and put down his thick

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Heartwarming! This Theater Student is Only In It For The Money

September 18, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — It’s upsetting to think that collegiate arts programs are filled with students unafraid

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Professor in Midst of Mid-Life Crisis Offers Extra Credit to Anyone Willing to Go to Burning Man With Him

September 8, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones LOS ANGELES — After realizing that he was probably past the halfway point of his insignificant life,

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USC Med Students Dissect Massive Elephant in the Room

September 7, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson LOS ANGELES – USC’s Keck School of Medicine is off to an exciting start as students returned

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Girl on Apartment Meal Plan Finds Trojan Plan Sugar Daddy

August 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra TROJAN GROUNDS, USC – As she went to pay for her grande soy latte, sophomore Lucy White

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Selfish RA Keeps All the Good Condoms For Himself

August 29, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on

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Aroused Senior Scours Internet for Hot Sexy Job Opportunities

August 25, 2017June 17, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve ELLENDALE STREET – After a long day of lollygagging with his friends, senior Dustin Mazen went home

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Friend Seeks Conversational Entry to Talk About Own Summer Without Seeming Like a Dick

August 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER – Logan Fitz had a dope summer. Like, seriously. He traveled, interned at an investment

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“Was It Good for You?” Asks Professor After Boning Students with Cumulative Final

May 4, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC —  After collecting tear-stained exams from his students, Professor George Madoff lit up a cigarette and

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Graduating Senior Finds Cute, Cheap Pad in Parent’s Basement

May 2, 2017June 17, 2020 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — After landing an enviable entry-level position as a hostess at her local Macaroni

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