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USC Tears Down Low-Income Housing to Build Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Center

June 15, 2020June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — Following weeks of letters, petitions, and protests to dismantle racial inequality at the

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College Friends Finally Get to Reunite After Their Weird Friend Makes Them on the Sims

May 21, 2020July 23, 2020 Bryn Doyle

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California

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Marshall Student Uses Stimulus Check to Buy Three More Stimulus Checks

May 15, 2020January 21, 2021 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — In a stroke of financial genius, Marshall School of Business senior Barnett Rogers

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Carol Folt Praised for Covering Up All the Scandals So Far

February 25, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — Speaking behind closed doors in a shadowy lair, chairman of the University of

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Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year

November 26, 2019June 12, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

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Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section

November 25, 2019June 19, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was

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School of Dramatic Arts and Kaufman School of Dance Team Up to Create New Unemployment Minor

November 4, 2019June 19, 2020 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – In an effort to expand their scope of academic offerings, the School

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Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration

October 30, 2019June 17, 2020 Jose Cardenas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved

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Student Running to Class Gripping Freshly Printed Essay Like It’s the Goddamn Olympic Torch

October 25, 2019June 19, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey  TROUSEDALE PARKWAY — Students gawked in anticipation and embarrassment on Friday as a heaving, perspiring freshman sprinted

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Freshman with Sock on Door Could Have Easily Sent Text

October 22, 2019June 17, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann NEW/NORTH RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — Freshman resident Randy Danvers caused widespread confusion among his floormates after hanging a

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