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The New Chipotle Detox!

January 18, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat click bait

by Rob Smat, Fitness Guru for the Sack Hey, fitness people! Fitness Guru Rob Smat here. And man, do I

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12 Free and For Sale Posts by Students who Probably Don’t Get Financial Aid

September 28, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff click bait

by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way

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12 Free & For Sale Posts that Prove the Rich Kids Must be Stopped

September 28, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff click bait

by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way

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A Tour of the Fountains at USC

April 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall attention vortex

by Thomas Marshall 1. The Finger Fountain The finger fountain is one of USC’s most iconic water features. It gets its

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A Fukboi’s Guide to Summer Internship Interviews

April 12, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff attention vortex

by Staff Image editing by Jack Hackett The end of the year is drawing near and you’re wondering just how

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A Basic Betch’s Guide to Winter Fashion at SC

December 1, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash click bait

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Rule #1 Show Everyone That Winter Is a Tuesday and Friday Kind of Thing

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The Idiot’s Guide to Avoiding Colorfully-Vested Activists

October 29, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash click bait

by Jori Barash and Grace Carballo In a fit of uncharacteristic generosity, the Sack of Troy has developed an infallible

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Sack of Troy’s Best 25 Things about Greek Life

October 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff List

by Staff The Sack of Troy has released its annual compilation of the 25 things that make it awesome to

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Rules To Being a Better Person on April Fools Day

April 3, 2014December 28, 2015 Staff attention vortex

by Andy Gause •Alert authorities to all signs of childish pranks. •No bad language. •Only eat healthy foods like fruits

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Erogenous Zones You Didn’t Know Existed

January 22, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff clickbait

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of imagerymajestic/FreeDigitalPhotos.net Struggling with the average erogenous zones on your lady? Here are a few

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