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USC Introduces New “Problems Without Passports” Programs

April 4, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff On Tuesday evening, university officials announced plans to expand the popular “Problems Without Passports,” which according to its website “combines

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Rules To Being a Better Person on April Fools Day

April 3, 2014December 28, 2015 Staff attention vortex

by Andy Gause •Alert authorities to all signs of childish pranks. •No bad language. •Only eat healthy foods like fruits

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After 102 Years, Daily Trojan to Cease Publication

April 1, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC representatives announced that the Daily Trojan, USC’s student newspaper since 1912, ceased publication as of today. The

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News in Brief 

Facebook Status: “I Didn’t Really Feel it This Time” Actually About Earthquake

March 30, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff articles

After recent minor earthquakes jarred USC students multiple times over the past two weeks, many immedately turned to social media

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College USC 

Gateway Inaugurates Complimentary Shuttle to Campus

March 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman Facing stiff competition with other student apartment buildings, the management of University Gateway Apartments gathered at the

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4% of Greek Community Aware that Today is Tuesday

March 25, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff THE ROW, USC – In a shocking new poll conducted by the Sack of Troy, only 1 in

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Israel and Palestine Protestors Build Wall

March 15, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff articles

by Staff VON KLEINSMID CENTER —  Two student clubs, Trojans for Palestine and USC Students for Israel, staged rival protests

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College 

Business Major Just Doing It for the Money, Concubines

March 14, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman MARSHALL SCHOOL OF BUSINESS-  Speaking with reporters about the matter, Junior business major Richie Fitch revealed that

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College USC 

Leavey Library To Offer Student Housing For Next Semester

March 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Students have jokingly claimed that they ‘live in Leavey Library.’ Next semester, students can make this claim

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College 

Greek Community’s Attempt to Decide Which Frat is ‘the Least Fratty’ Ends in Raucous Pool Party

March 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The Presidents of USC’s Greek organizations gathered together this weekend to put an end to the question

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