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Fraternity Sponsored “Conformity Is Fun!” Party Breaks Attendance Record

July 19, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier College can be a difficult time for many- it’s a time when one is pressured to form

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College 

Longboarders File Petition to Ban Pedestrians from Campus

July 13, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff USC–Frustrated by his traffic-clogged 6-minute commute to class every day, Jorge O’Farrell decided to take action. O’Farrell, a

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College 

New Class “ALCO 101: Curing The Hangover for Freshmen” Fills up in Record Time

July 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier In a move called both “genius” and “comically unnecessary,” the university registrar has approved a new class

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College Sports USC 

Trustees Vote to Change “USC Trojans” to “USC W.A.S.P.S”

July 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier After months of debate, controversy, and multi-million dollar donations, the USC Board of Trustees voted this Saturday

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College USC 

USC Fraternity Prosecuted for Flag Desecration

June 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman A group of nearly 20 USC students are under investigation by the FBI after accusations surfaced that

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College 

Chinese-American Student Quietly Enjoys Panda Express

May 22, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Meenakshi Ramamurthy RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER – At their usual post basketball Thursday lunch, sophomore forestry major Daniel Chen

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EVK Introduces Kool-Aid Pickles, Wonder Bread Taco Night

May 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Axel Hellman EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN (EVK) – Over the past several years, the admissions process has become increasingly selective and

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College 

Writing Major Can’t Decide If New Beard Makes Him Look “Distinguished” or “Sophisticated”

May 12, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause TAPER HALL – Drayton Kryzinski, a junior studying prose construction, recently faced a perplexing conundrum which he

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College Sports 

University To Allow Student-Athletes To Drop ‘Student’ Duties If Specific Athletic Goals Met

May 11, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause MCKAY CENTER – On Monday, the university announced a program to allow certain student-athletes to opt out

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College Columns USC 

Letter: Why Are People Still Coughing? By C. L. Max Nikias

May 9, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Fellow Trojans! Now that April is over, we are only a few days into May, which is the fifth month

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