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36 Year Old College Educated Male Learns Ponies are not Baby Horses

February 16, 2015December 13, 2015 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson Des Moines, IA – Greg Malone, a 36 year old chemical engineer and graduate from the Viterbi

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Providence/Ehren Really Regretting Campaign Slogan

February 14, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Rob Smat USG ELECTION CENTRAL (ANNENBERG BROOM CLOSET) — Well it’s been a crazy election week for sure. Well,

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College Entertainment 

Critical Studies Major Drops Out After Acquiring a Netflix Account

February 9, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson Los Angeles, CA – On January 21 Stephanie Klein, a sophomore critical studies major at the University

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College Entertainment 

UCLA Awards Seth Rogen Degree in Film Criticism

February 7, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff WESTWOOD — It’s been a while since the Sack covered UCLA. Well guess what? Time’s up. And it’s

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Questions for the 2015 USC Presidential Debate

February 5, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Yesterday, USG invited the USC community to suggest topics for tonight’s debate. Here are the Sack of Troy’s

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Obama to Replace all Federal Elections with Nate Silver

February 3, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth WASHINGTON DC–With a Republican controlled House and Senate, Obama is hitting the ground running on budget negotiations.

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Skymall Closes, Ending All Hopes of Ever Being Happy

January 30, 2015December 28, 2015 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above: Heroes get remembered.  But legends never die. What the actual f***. Three times a year I book

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Oil Discovered Beneath Fluor Tower

January 25, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Susan Lin Massive oil reserves discovered underneath USC’s Fluor Tower are suspected to be the real reason for the

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Sports 

Ball So Hard? An Interview with Tom Brady

January 24, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Grace Carballo In a press conference earlier this afternoon, New England Patriots’ quarterback, Tom Brady, addressed the intense societal

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College 

Professor Invents New Group Project, Divides Each Group into Individuals

January 23, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above:  student Edwin Dale enjoys the creative freedom of Dr. Keeble’s group projects Dr. Dan Keeble of

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