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Alternate Fountain Run to be Held at Lorenzo

April 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Seniors reacted with a mixture of anger and dismay when USC administrators announced their decision to cancel the

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A Fukboi’s Guide to Summer Internship Interviews

April 12, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff attention vortex

by Staff Image editing by Jack Hackett The end of the year is drawing near and you’re wondering just how

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College USC 

DPS to Stop Serial Booty-Bandit by Any Means Necessary

April 9, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Photoshop by Jack Hackett Nothing has been able to stop the North University Park serial buttock-slapper.  In the

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College USC 

USG Denies Yik Yak Allegations

April 8, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–This week, users of the popular social media app Yik Yak were incensed by anonymous posts accusing the

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If A Man Benches 225, But No One Views His Snapchat Story, Did He Even Lift?

April 3, 2015December 28, 2015 Staff student voices

by Brad Manchester This past Tuesday began as had every other day at the gymnasium. I entered the building, inserted

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Tinder Introduces New “Desperation Mode”

March 23, 2015December 9, 2015 Staff articles

by Alex Tranquada Popular matchmaking app Tinder is continuing its slew of recent feature additions with a recent update, which

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World 

Insurance Company Claims Bullet Wounds Are Pre-existing Condition

March 10, 2015December 9, 2015 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson HOSPITAL–The Jenkins family was shocked when they recently found out their insurance would not cover their son’s

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College 

Student Activists Protest Something Else that Won’t Get Changed

March 8, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above: Helen plans on using her name and visual symbols to inspire others USC — The USC

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Wife of Local Optometrist Excited about Husband’s Sudden Fascination with Dresses

March 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson An overexposed image of a dress has caused serious debate over what color it truly is.  Blue

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College World 

International Student Shocked to Find out Cigarettes Bad for You

February 26, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth USC–Jonathan Lee was certainly surprised when he was told that cigarettes are bad for you, and among

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