12 Free & For Sale Posts that Prove the Rich Kids Must be Stopped
by Staff If you haven’t heard of it, check out the USC Free and For Sale group. It’s a completely legitimate way
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Sports Car to Replace Traveler as USC Mascot
by Staff TROUSDALE PKWY – With a stunning display at the base of Tommy Trojan, USC announced yesterday the retirement
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Rini Insulter to Deliver Bouquet, Hand-written Apology Note
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] by Staff “Time to bring out the ol’ oops-I-was-racist-sorry-about-that stationery,” said Ross Bragett, external relations chair of the insult
Read moreBanned From Drinking in the Locker Room, Sarkisian Plans on Drinking on the Sidelines
by Benji Stoll LOS ANGELES, CA — Following Head Coach Steve Sarkisian’s embarrassing drunken episode at the Salute to Troy
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Visions And Voices In Last Ditch Effort Book Off-Broadway Star’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Friend
by Amanda Suarez Get excited! The Visions and Voices events coordinator is anticipating record ticket sales anywhere from 90-105 for their
Read moreVandals Bus Breaks Down On Compton Streets After University Uses Potatoes As Fuel
by Morgan Greenwald MOSCOW, ID — En route to face off against the USC Trojans at the LA Memorial Coliseum,
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Students Adjust To Masturbating In New Environs
by Alan Smithee Whether living for the first time in a dorm, an apartment, or a rental house, the start
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Gabbing With Goose 2 – WELCOME BACK CONCERT
Goose is back! And he’s welcoming the new class of 2019 in style…
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Staff Picks: Highly Recommended Fall Courses
by Staff With school right around the corner students are frantically searching for guidance on which courses to take; to
Read moreUSC Students Reconnect With Hometown Drinking Companions
by Dan Giles “It’s just surreal that my home continued onward without me for a year. I feel like a
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