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Gabbing with Goose – Goose Goes to Santa Monica

October 22, 2015January 11, 2016 Staff 2278 Views Goose, video

by Staff Goose makes his way down to Santa Monica to verbally harrass innocent bystanders and attempt to pick up

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Gabbing With Goose 2 – WELCOME BACK CONCERT

August 24, 2015January 11, 2016 Staff 2324 Views Goose

Goose is back! And he’s welcoming the new class of 2019 in style…  

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Gabbing with Goose: On the Row

April 25, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff 2632 Views Goose

What is the one thing missing from USC’s Row? Perhaps, a talking ostrich. The Sack of Troy presents its newest

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