Professor Narrowly Diffuses Ticking Time-Bomb of YouTube Autoplay
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton, Colin McIsaac TAPER HALL — After showing a YouTube video in his lecture, Professor Crispin Wen’s students watched
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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students
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Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of
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“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton THE ROW — This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown
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New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the
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How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order
Read moreControversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. — After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case
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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble
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Disappointed Student Continuously Settles for Cereal at EVK
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN — Earlier today, the dining halls opened their doors for the lunch rush. The kitchen
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