Rob Smat

New Printer Excited to Repeatedly Ruin Man’s Life

January 17, 2017 Rob Smat

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat TROY HALL — Throwing packing peanuts everywhere, Kyle Clausen finally unpacked his new printer last week. He

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Intern Makes It a Record 35 Minutes Into Workday Before Thinking About Lunch

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 Rob Smat

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat COMPUSYS NETWORKS — Intern Norman has had quite a morning! Between arriving at work seven minutes late,

Local Politics

Flag No Longer Sure Why It’s at Half-Mast

August 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat — Photo by The Why LOS ANGELES — For five consecutive weeks now, the American Flag outside

College World

God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village

April 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end

Entertainment

Ben Isaacson, Actor Who Played Death Star, Dead at 78

April 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Dork.ly PINEWOOD STUDIOS — Ben Isaacson, a longtime actor in film and television, was found

Local Sports

2024 Olympics Great Opportunity to Show World Horrendous L.A. Traffic

April 13, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Next Web LA MEMORIAL COLISEUM — The Los Angeles Olympic Committee (LA24), charged with campaigning

Entertainment

Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords

March 31, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND — Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got