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Author: Izzy Ster

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USC Not Mad, Just Disappointed in Frats

August 13, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster 651 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following six fraternities announcing their disaffiliation, USC lectured brothers in a strongly-worded Instagram

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Avid MadHappy Wearer Actually Clinically Depressed

August 4, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster 419 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite her brightly colored sweatshirt from the trendy brand (that somehow cost more

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College USC 

USC Forced to Put Dollar in Scandal Jar

June 14, 2022June 15, 2022 Izzy Ster 543 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following US News & World Report asking the University to provide letters clarifying

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Dear Mom: Let’s Not Watch Lady Bird Together

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 Izzy Ster 629 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Things went south this Mother’s Day for local girl Emily Moore when she,

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College USC 

Point: Send Me a Push Counterpoint: Call Me Counter-Counterpoint: Enter a Passcode

March 29, 2022March 29, 2022 Izzy Ster 555 Views

By Izzy Ster Point: Send Me a Push By Megan Nelson No one enjoys the Duo Mobile two-factor authentication—it’s time-consuming

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College News in Brief USC 

Breaking: Hot TA No Longer Hot

March 7, 2022March 7, 2022 Izzy Ster 1001 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following USC lifting its indoor mask requirement beginning Monday, students across all majors of study fell

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College USC 

Marshall to Deem Mask Under Nose as Business Casual

March 3, 2022March 3, 2022 Izzy Ster 928 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of rampant COVID-19 exposures and a 5% positivity rate, the Dean

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College News in Brief USC 

Spotted: Jeff Bezos Touring Future University of Jeff Bezos

February 22, 2022February 22, 2022 Izzy Ster 2106 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Jeff Bezos was spotted chatting up Carol Folt on Trousdale claiming, “Doesn’t Bezos

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  • Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’
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  • Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken
  • Opinion: If USC Brings Back Shared Lyfts, Then Bring Back Splash Bash

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