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Trump Picks Shakira as Running Mate in 2024 Presidential Campaign

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022 Audrey Serrano 1460 Views

By Audrey Serrano PALM BEACH, FL — One-term president and infinite-term tax evader Donald Trump has selected pop singer Shakira

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Ask The Experts: Best Sex Positions For A Twin XL

September 23, 2022September 22, 2022 Audrey Serrano 1519 Views

By Audrey Serrano According to certified sex therapist Dr. Cassidy White, Ph.D, “Even the highest of sex drives can be

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