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Month: March 2019

College USC 

McCarthy RA DNA Test Reveals 50% Bloodhound

March 29, 2019July 23, 2020 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Karan Menon USC — A recent study found that the genome of the average RA at McCarthy Honors College

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Entertainment 

Main Character Knows Just What to Do

March 25, 2019January 21, 2021 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez It’s Thursday night, and Season 2 Episode 3 of your favorite television show is on. You watch

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Smarty Pants First Grader’s Favorite Color “Clear”

March 20, 2019 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte VERMONT AVENUE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL — While most of Ms. Lori Miller’s first grade students spent Tuesday coloring

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Student’s USC Application Just Link to Parent’s IMDB

March 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA– In a shocking breaking news story, the University of Southern California admitted that

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Catholic Church Realizes That’s Not What “Women and Children First” Means

March 6, 2019 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez VATICAN CITY­­– Over the past week, the Catholic Church came to the startling realization that the code

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Gogurt Twitter Account Begging for Sweet, Sweet Release of Death

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks Users of Twitter were alarmed on Tuesday when they woke up to posts from the popular yogurt

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Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

March 1, 2019June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling

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